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Shit-faced Theresa May in minimum price revolt

DAVID Cameron has ditched plans for minimum alcohol pricing after a revolt by the Cabinet’s problem drinkers.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Pisces (20 FEB-20 MAR) In the current cold weather, spare a thought for the elderly. Sat watching Cash In The Attic and eating digestives while you’re out at work, the skiving bastards.

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