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Shit jobs will cure you, benefits claimants told

THE government has promised disabled benefits claimants that toiling away in poorly-paid dead-end jobs is a miracle cure. 

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Young people should miss a penalty, says Southgate

GARETH Southgate believes all young people should miss a crucial penalty at a major football championship as a learning experience. 

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