Sitting on your own bollock, and five other avoidable injuries

YOUR body is largely good to you, but that doesn’t stop you causing it unnecessary pain by doing some utterly stupid things. Like these:

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Gen Z couple agrees safeword before standard missionary

A GEN Z couple always agree on a safeword before engaging in completely mundane sexual intercourse, it has emerged.

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