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Six ways to patronise people giving up smoking

ARE you an interfering sod who’s never seriously smoked who nonetheless offers advice to anyone trying to give up? Try these words of wisdom: 

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Man off sick considering a wank

A MAN who is ill in bed and feeling miserable is wondering whether a wank might help.

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