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Smokers Forced To Wear Their Lungs As A Hat

SMOKERS are to be forced to walk around wearing their lungs on their head, under tough new government rules.

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Tories Lock Norman Lamont In Large Wooden Box

THE Tories last night staked their claim as the party of economic competence by locking former chancellor Norman Lamont in a great big box.

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