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Sober Britons risk dangerous levels of clarity

DOCTORS have warned that millions of sober people are unprepared for the full horror of modern Britain.

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Venus confirms extra transit due to popular demand

Planet’s management announces additional passing-in-front-of-sun in 50 years’ time.

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