Text from mum pops up on phone mid-wank

A MAN has received a text message from his mother at the midpoint of a furious masturbatory frenzy.

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Smeg kettle and Smeg toaster mean nothing if you don't own Smeg fridge

SMALLER Smeg appliances are in no way impressive unless complementing a huge Smeg refrigerator, homeowners have confirmed.

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