'Thank God 2016's over' laughs man who will break both legs next week

A MAN who will soon be in traction with two broken legs is really glad 2016 is behind him. 

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Kids not in f**king school

YOUR kids are not in fucking school because of some teacher training bullshit, it has emerged. 

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