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That’s how teeth are supposed to look, says Britain

BRITAIN’S teeth are imperfect because they have not had lots of weird, expensive shit done to them, it has been confirmed.

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Slankets ‘unacceptable’

BLANKETS with arms have no place in a civilised world, it has been claimed.

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