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The crap parent's guide to homeschooling your kids

WITH the nation’s schools closed, parents are half-heartedly educating their spawn at home. Here’s how to do it with the minimum of effort.

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Masturbation up eight million per cent

MASTURBATION levels are through the roof due to everyone being at home with too much time on their hands, it has been confirmed. 

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