The five stages of Trump grief, for British people

FEELING impotent, sad and powerless is normal for Britons, but nonetheless it hurts to see American voters elect a convict and aspiring dictator. This is what you’ll go through: 

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'Arguments are a sign of a healthy relationship' says total nightmare couple

A COUPLE who regularly scream insults into each others faces at point-blank range are adamant that it only makes their relationship stronger. 

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