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The five types of self-improving twat you'll bump into this January

JANUARY is infested with insufferable f**knuts trying to improve their lives. These are the worst: 

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Kids to attend school in Zorbs

CHILDREN are to attend school in airtight inflatable plastic spheres for the near future, the government has confirmed. 

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