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The Government Guide to Christmas 2020

HELLO, we’re the government and this is what you should be doing over Christmas 2020:

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Five reasons to thank your lucky f**king stars you're single this Christmas

SAD to be single this Christmas? Here’s why being alone during the festive season is actually f**king brilliant: 

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