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The Telegraph guide to blaming lefties for the coronavirus

THE stock market has crashed and Brexit is under threat. Coronavirus must be the fault of left-wing do-gooders. Here’s how to give them all the blame. 

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Self-styled 'Peter Pan' thinks it's attractive to women

A 34-YEAR-OLD man who says he ‘never wants to grow up’ believes it makes him sound appealing.

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