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Toned gym regulars enjoying fat red-faced twat season

ATHLETIC gym regulars are savouring the annual spectable of overweight, panting new members pounding on running machines. 

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All Reform UK election candidates to be XL Bullies

REFORM UK have confirmed that they will stand only XL Bully candidates in the next general election.

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