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Tories unveil brilliant 'Porridge for Breakfast' policy

THE Conservatives have perfected a new, vote-winning policy that everyone must have porridge for breakfast. 

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Labour conference is a far-right invasion, says Brighton

BRIGHTON residents are horrified at the extreme right-wing views of Jeremy Corbyn’s Labour party, it has emerged.

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