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'Trick or treat' supplies already eaten

BRITONS have already eaten the massive amount of sweets they ostensibly bought for trick or treaters.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Scorpio (24 OCT-21 NOV) It’s been three days since you noticed that you can say the word ‘mulligatawny’ to the tune of ‘have a banana’ and it’s been pretty much all you’ve done since.

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