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Two-mile queue to register at NHS brothel

A QUEUE to register at a new NHS brothel in Yorkshire which is accepting new clients stretched for almost two miles. 

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Giving way is a sign of weakness, drivers confirm

ALLOWING another road-user to take precedence over you is an unforgivable sign of weakness and should incur points, motorists have agreed. 

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