UK morgues full of unconscious people

BRITAIN’S mortuaries are full of people who are probably just really badly hurt, according to new research.

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Mourinho press conference leaves a disgusting sticky mess

CHELSEA cleaning staff are still hosing down their press room after Jose Mourinho met reporters yesterday.

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