UK to ignore any health warnings and shotgun six jars of Dolmio tonight as usual

BRITONS are to ignore the ongoing health crisis and the recommendation to only eat Dolmio once a week and chug six jars tonight, like every Friday.

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Tory MPs unable to find a woman who isn’t a dominatrix

TORY MPs say that dating a woman who is not a dominatrix is virtually impossible.

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