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We ask you: will you go in the shop and buy a 34-year-old cigarettes in two decades' time?

OUTSIDE the newsagent in the year 2044 lurk two men in their early thirties. They hold up a £40 note and ask you to get them a packet of Silk Cut. Will you? 

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Hannah Fry, and the other top candidates to be the thinking man's crumpet

RANDY intellectual types – the kind of pricks who call themselves sapiosexuals – are on the lookout for a new muse. These are the top candidates in the line of succession.

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