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We can add water to wine but we don't, say middle class drinkers

IF our wine needs some water in it then we know where the water is, middle class drinkers have confirmed.

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Qatar to create new ice age for 2022 World Cup

QATAR plans to trigger an ice age to cool the Earth sufficiently for it to host the World Cup.

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