Wetherspoons to open in A&E

PUB chain Wetherspoons is to open outlets in accident and emergency departments for injured brawlers who want another drink.

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Man Who Thinks He's Spiderman Attacked By Man Who Thinks He's Jesus

BRITAIN’S most lovable feud was relaunched today as the one who thinks he is Jesus launched a scathing attack on the one who thinks he is Spiderman.

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