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What to do if you see a smoker in a beer garden: An emergency guide

THERE is literally nothing more dangerous than someone smoking in a beer garden. If you find yourself caught up in this terrifying situation, follow these government guidelines.

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Have you f**king seen our beer gardens, public asks Starmer

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