What to wipe your a*se with during the toilet paper crisis

HAS the coronavirus made everyone freak out and stockpile all the toilet paper from your local Asda? Here’s what to use instead.

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Woman washing hands 60 times a day driving filthy shit tip of a car

A WOMAN who is constantly washing her hands due to the coronavirus is still driving around in a disgusting shit tip of a car.

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