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Why compulsory face mask rules are like Christmas for jobsworths like me

by local busybody Norman Steele

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The morning person's guide to being an insufferable twat

SPRING out of bed at the crack of dawn? The world hates you. Here’s how morning twats make life a living hell for the rest of us:

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