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Woman ditches ‘summer body’ in favour of things that are not bollocks

A WOMAN has given up her bid to look good on a one-week holiday in favour of a summer full of drink and bacon, it has emerged.

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Breakfast actually third most important meal of the day

BREAKFAST is the least important meal of the day, it has been confirmed.

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