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Woman finds last year's seasonal depression in winter coat

A WOMAN slipping into her winter parka for the first time since March has discovered the seasonal melancholy she left in it and has been without ever since. 

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Your guide to not letting World War III affect your Christmas plans

COULD Ukraine firing British missiles deep into Russia escalate the conflict to a third world war? Here’s how to not let global thermonuclear conflict spoil a magical Christmas.

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