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Woman has light, painless periods because of her innate moral superiority

A WOMAN experiences hardly any of the debilitating effects of menstruation because of her natural goodness.

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Earth to get unwanted immigrant moon

THE Earth is to get a moon it did not ask for, that has waltzed over from the outer solar system without permission, and which everyone is united against.

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