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Woman realises personal trainer is her own individual PE teacher

A WOMAN who hired a personal trainer had no idea she was summoning a PE teacher for whom she is the lone fat, lazy bastard in the class. 

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Thrown out of pubs, speeding fines and five other occasions where the storyteller is never at fault

EVER noticed that when a pal is accused of something egregious or illegal, they’re entirely blameless? On these seven occasions you’re always hearing a misunderstood hero: 

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