Woman who has never sat up straight in her life wondering why her back hurts

A WOMAN who has the posture of a prawn cannot find a reason for her mysteriously persistent back pain.

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Parents wish they had moral authority to order teenager off phone

A TEENAGER’S parents would tell her to stop staring at her phone if doing so was not the height of hypocrisy.

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