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Woman who just created whole new human couldn’t give a shit about her weight

A WOMAN is too busy marvelling at her ability to create actual human beings to worry about restoring ‘pre-baby body’, she has confirmed.

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Tonight the perfect night to do E, confirm doctors

DOCTORS have recommended dropping ecstasy this evening to leave yourself plenty of time for a leisurely recovery.

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