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Women Blame Nightmares On Rectal Gas

SLEEPING next to 18 stone of relentlessly guffing middle-aged water buffalo can cause nightmares, research suggests.

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Fuck That, Say New Men

NEW men last night said fuck this for a game of soldiers and ordered their wives to make the bloody tea.

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