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Women demand to know when they will be sufficiently moisturised

WOMEN have demanded to know when their skin will be sufficiently moisturised so that they can finally relax.

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Are your sexual preferences shamefully unwoke?

YOU may be happy with your love life, but have you considered whether it’s sufficiently woke? Read our checklist for areas of your sexuality you need to improve on.

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