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Your vagina is not a kitchen, women told

WOMEN who want to redesign their vagina were last night reminded that it is not actually a kitchen.

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Kelly To Spend More Time With Spikey Chain Thing

OPUS Dei transport secretary Ruth Kelly is to resign from the cabinet to spend more time with that spikey chain thing they strap round the top of their thighs.

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