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You're covered in shit, say experts

FOR Christ’s sake stop touching each other with your filthy hands, experts have warned.

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Cath Kidston unveils nuclear war-themed collection

DESIGNER Cath Kidston’s winter collection merges rustic chic with nuclear war imagery.

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