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Britain to close in 2012

Prime minister drawing up plans for abandonment of country as regions begin to shut down.

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Murdoch tweets minutiae of world domination

RUPERT Murdoch is to use Twitter to share his everyday, random thoughts about controlling everything in the world.

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