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90 per cent of holiday photos to be ruined by some fat-headed bastard

NINE out of ten holiday photos will be ruined by some fat-headed arsewit wandering into the frame, it has been confirmed.

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UK businesses ‘not positive enough’ about huge meteor heading towards London

INTERNATIONAL trade secretary Liz Truss Fox has complained that UK businesses are ‘ignoring the opportunities’ offered by the meteor set to impact central London shortly. 

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