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Adult nappies, and other products Trump won't be putting tariffs on

DONALD Trump is enjoying bullying other nations with tariffs, but he’s also a selfish bastard who won’t want to pay a cent more for things he uses. Sleep easy if your job depends on these exports.

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Running a sweet farm employing coloured blobs: The f**king deranged mobile games you can't escape online ads for

TOO tight to upgrade to an ad-free version of a site or an app? Looks like you’ll have to learn to live with horrible adverts for dodgy mobile games. Like these…

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