Air Force One turns back after mid-air bowel explosion

AIR Force One has been forced to return to the US after a mid-air bowel explosion briefly blacked out the windows. 

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Man can't remember last time he mooned

A REFORMED character has admitted he cannot bring to mind the last occasion when he exposed his bare buttocks to the world as a statement. 

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