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Albert Camus to advertise energy drink

FRANCE is to pimp out its cultural heritage in order to clear its debts.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB) After the charts success of the Funky Chicken, Disco Duck and The Birdie Song, you’re convinced you’ve got a big hit on your hands with your single ‘Crump Moorhen’.

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