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America to ban abortion but give two-year-olds guns

THE US is to ban abortion but, as a compromise, allow all two-year-olds to carry firearms.

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Six great things to do in the bathroom to really annoy your partner

AN ordinary bathroom is surprisingly full of opportunities to leave your partner seething with rage. Try these, out of shocking laziness or just for the hell of it.

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