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American comes to Europe hoping it'll be shit

AN American on a trip of a lifetime to Europe is hoping it will be crime-ridden, poverty-stricken and without air conditioning.

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'Can I use it in the car?': A sadly necessary Q&A for disposable barbecue twats

THE number of blazes caused by disposable barbecues suggests idiots may still need advice on their use. Read this Q&A before you start randomly committing arson.

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