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Arm teachers, say unspeakable pieces of shit

TEACHERS should be given assault rifles, America’s bastard pieces of shit said last night.

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Ghostly 'sixth Spice Girl' appears on stage

AN apparition believed to be the ghost of the murdered sixth Spice Girl materialised on stage during last night’s performance of Viva Forever!

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