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Bachmann launches White House bid by machine-gunning a pig

MICHELLE Bachmann has launched her presidential campaign with the ritual machine-gunning of a pig.

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Blue Peter already developing sense of entitlement

Long-running children’s show arrives in Manchester and immediately begins blaming everyone else for its problems.

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