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Backing rapists turns out to be terrible idea

DEMANDING a square deal for America’s rapists is not a vote-winner, it has been confirmed.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Libra (23 SEP-23 OCT) An interesting day down the registry office this week when you discover that Midge Ure’s full name is actually Midget Uranium.

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