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Backpacker To Explain Why He Smells Of Prostitutes

THE 19 year-old British backpacker found after two weeks in the Australian outback will today be asked to explain why he smells so strongly of prostitutes and gin.

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Northern culture honoured with enormous pie

THE North’s contribution to British culture is to be recognised with the installation of a 60ft bronze meat pie in Hyde Park.

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