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Barack Obama Is Not A Chimpanzee, Confirms White House

AMERICA breathed a sigh of relief last night after the White House confirmed that President Obama is not a chimpanzee.

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Facebook Abandons Bid To Copyright Your Tedious Existence

FACEBOOK users were celebrating last night after the social network abandoned its bid to copyright the mind-numbingly tedious details of your pointless life.  

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