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Boris to help Irma relief effort by dangling from last remaining electricity cable in Anguilla

BORIS Johnson has flown to the hurricane disaster zone to dangle from the last remaining electricity cable under British control in the Caribbean.

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Man confirms ownership of girlfriend with expensive bracelet

A MAN has taken formal ownership of his girlfriend by buying her an expensive bracelet.

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