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Britain could miss out on crazy, pointless war with China, says important American

CUTS to Britain’s armed forces mean the country will be ‘left on the sidelines’ when America invades China.

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Wolf Hall making gout fashionable

HILARY Mantel’s popular book Wolf Hall has made gout the must-have middle class illness, it has been claimed.

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